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Aug 12 2025

Trump threatens MLB Latinos with tariffs, deportations

By HumbleSky Make Believe News 4 Comments

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS WASHINGTON, D.C. — In what is arguably his foulest call yet, President Donald Trump is threatening to impose a 1,000 percent tariff on each Latino player in Major League Baseball. “Baseball is America’s Pastime not Latin America’s,”…

Feb 22 2022

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Rubber Meets the Road With New Darting Law

By HumbleSky Make Believe News, Random/Rants One Comment

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS SACRAMENTO -- Proponents of a controversial new driver safety law enacted today proclaim it will restore civility to California’s roadways by shaming motorists who behave poorly. The radical approach, referred to as road darting, empowers licensed drivers…

Feb 01 2022

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Higher Power Cancels Humans and Dungs

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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS WORLDWIDE -- Caput! The universe’s Higher Power today ordered the cancellation of the human species in what is being deemed an unprecedented act of ultimate authority … and pity. The total recall is due to “irreparable damage…

Sep 14 2021

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SURVEY RANKS DUMBEST INVENTIONS

By HumbleSky Culture, Make Believe News No Comments

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: You can’t make this stuff up. Or can you? If someone, somewhere, somehow invents something that promises to make life “better” -- as in healthier, cheaper, richer, tastier, speedier, more convenient -- there was, is and will…

Jul 27 2021

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Humility Blasts Off

By HumbleSky Culture, Make Believe News, Philosophy, Space No Comments

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: SACRAMENTO, CA, USA -- Public interest in farthest outer space is growing exponentially across the globe. The astounding 98 percent increase is being attributed to the billions and billions of individuals who have read the new bestselling…

Feb 13 2018

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BEWARE: INTERNATIONAL HIGH JINKS

By HumbleSky Culture, Film & TV, Make Believe News One Comment

There is a world where two wrongs make it right. Where you can get by on your looks. Where social-Darwinism evolves. This hotbed of sociopathic behavior is called high school. It is as easy as it is disturbing to imagine…

Sep 02 2016

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Mystery of Farthest Outer Space Solved: ‘Eh’

By HumbleSky Make Believe News 2 Comments

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: LOS ANGELES – The greatest discovery of humankind -- solving the mystery of farthest outer space -- is no big deal. That’s the assertion of daytime TV personality Joy Behar. The acerbic co-host of “The View” mocked…

Aug 26 2016

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Voters Agree, Davis Presumptively Smug

By HumbleSky Make Believe News 3 Comments

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: DAVIS, CA – The small Northern California university town of Davis approved its new name, “Smug Valley,” announced today in a joint statement by city council members and representatives from Google Maps. “Smug Valley better reflects the…

Aug 19 2016

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Millennials Manifesto Ambushes Boomers

By HumbleSky Make Believe News One Comment

MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: THE INTERNET -- Millennials nationwide addicted to social media have decided they’ve had enough, specifically, of irresponsible adults telling them what to do. To the point, several million members of the 18-35-year-old population cohort declared in an…

Aug 12 2016

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Surviving Weed Sues Ortho Over Genocide

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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: MARYSVILLE, OH – A lone prickly thistle in the middle of what was once an uncultivated weed-infested field is suing Ortho, the makers of Weed-B-Gon, on behalf of the surrounding, chemically exterminated growth. “This is genocide,” the…

Trump threatens MLB Latinos with tariffs, deportations

Rubber Meets the Road With New Darting Law

Higher Power Cancels Humans and Dungs

SURVEY RANKS DUMBEST INVENTIONS

Humility Blasts Off

BEWARE: INTERNATIONAL HIGH JINKS

Mystery of Farthest Outer Space Solved: ‘Eh’

Voters Agree, Davis Presumptively Smug

Millennials Manifesto Ambushes Boomers

Surviving Weed Sues Ortho Over Genocide

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