MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: WEST HOLLYWOOD, CA – It was a rebuff to all “those darn salespersons who wait till you’re walking out the door to ask if you need help,” Patty Router said, explaining her dramatic exit from the Desiree’…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: BEVERLY HILLS, CA – Ugly people can no longer be discriminated against. The state Supreme Court ruling today struck down the common law practice of judging people by their looks. For all intents and purposes, the high…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: BISMARCK, ND – In a self-referential article by the Bismarck Morning Telegraph, the North Dakota daily reported publication of its first-ever edition with no “continued” articles. The accomplishment is unprecedented among U.S. dailies, according to the official…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: SYRACUSE, NY – Two of the most prominent pieces of flatware in the United States, the fork and spoon, have officially disavowed any connection with the upstart hybrid cutlery, the so-called “spork.” “This so-called utensil has made…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: BROOKLYN -- A 76-year-old Brooklyn native ignited a cultural firestorm by proclaiming, “I am not old.” The self-referential comment by Vernon Bakersfeld, made at a family gathering this past weekend, was recorded by several relatives whose Facebook…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: PITTSBURGH, PA – What is being called the greatest discovery of its kind may provide unique insight into an age-old archeological mystery that has forever frustrated humankind. The historic find uncovered a trove of little items dropped…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: FORT LAUDERDALE, FL – Dogs and cats do it, birds and fish, certainly humans do it: travel extraordinary distances persevering seemingly insurmountable obstacles of pain, time and distance to reunite with a loved one. But a sock?…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: BUFFALO, NY – News of the construction anomaly spread faster than a roofer with his nail gun. The Buffalo resident’s bathroom remodel was satisfactorily completed on schedule and on budget. The contractor and homeowner were delighted and…
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MAKE BELIEVE NEWS: NEW YORK CITY – In news certain to knock the publishing world off its celebrated axis, Kim Kardashian West’s Selfish has been bumped from atop The New York Times bestsellers list for “Celebrity Vanity Projects.” Leslie Stahl’s…
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